Wow. Let me set the stage:
A speaker walks to the podium, taps the mic, and say, "Greetings, everyone. If I could have your attention for a moment, please. Now that we're all here and together, it would be great if we could have some introductions. That way we'll have a little something to talk about with anyone in the room. I'll start. My name is Mike..." The speaker introduces himself and leaves the floor open for another volunteer.
"I'll go next," says edoveggie, and she introduces herself.
"I'm Su," Suasoria chimes in after edo, and she gives an introduction.
"I NEED A THERAPIST!" someone shouts from the crowd. It turns out to be lion&lamb.
"I FOUND ONE!" shouts an anonymous woman from the other side of the room, "and that thing you said, Mike, sounds gay! Nah! Just kidding!"
"You found one!?" shouts back lion&lamb, "good thing she's not a hack!"
The room is silent except for the sporadic shouts of this runaway side conversation. The speaker is baffled by the bizarre turn the introductions have taken.
"OK, here's a little something about me!" shouts Desert Girl, as she finally gives an introduction of sorts.
Then the ladies promptly go back to hijacking the entire introduction process as they continue their conversation across the dumbfounded, silent crowd.
Mike